Dancing hoodie

First, I thought I was sleeping. My head might be nodding, or fall in a deep sleep. If not, how can my hoodie shakes its arms and pulls its zipper? I found the cloth itself getting bigger – first it was S-size, but it’s now about XL. Or is it coming to me?

Oh... finally blocking my sight, hoodie itself proved me it’s still size S. I could feel the texture, so vivid that I couldn’t even doubt on my five senses. While my mind wandering, hoodie opens its flapping front part, trying to embrace me. Something is surely inside – watching at hoodie aghast, I swung my left arm inside it. Sure I could’ve run away, but frankly speaking, I wanted to be the first person to contact extraterritorial creature and get some college essay topic. Swinging my arms, some jelly-like substance made a sound, hitting my hand. Listening to the sound, I looked inside hoodie in awe for a while – there was a black hole. Numerous tiny stars and celestial bodies, inhaling to the black hole, were making sound with my hand. It was totally brave new world! – Inside the hole, blue-colored fluid was waving with shining crystals. Absorbing in this gorgeous sight, I unconsciously put my hand deep inside the hole. Suddenly, jelly part had set hard, and with my fixed hand, hoodie itself slowly zipped up.

After this epic adventure, I could barely open my eyes. There I could find a totally new space. The planet was mystically glittering in shine, and strange creatures were communicating in a way I can never comprehend. All aliens were transparent while faintly shining – I guess maybe they applied different physics law with invisible range of electromagnetic wave in humans’ eyes. I barely recognized their irregular shapes. Then, one blurred shape with my hoodie showed me a strange papyrus paper.

The paper seemed very ancient – maybe from Egyptian Era in Earth. I wondered how they got it from. It was teared apart in some places with curiosity. I grabbed the paper. But, thousands years of passed time crumbled the paper, enabling me to even figure out what was written – albeit this paper is well-preserved, I might not know what it means since the letter used ancient Egyptian symbols. I looked up to see I was watching myself. Nothing was written on the paper. Oh my god… I didn’t know what to do at all. Long silence had passed. Now I couldn’t figure out how much time has passed. At a moment, I instantly meet the sense of impotence. To break out air of silence, I punched the alien – what I’ve always learned is that the best way of defending is offending. Unfortunately, my fist was too slow. The alien caught my fist, and he tried to tell me in their own language. They even showed moist tears in their eyes, but since they sound too much like mosquitoes I suddenly got laughed – and when I laughed I could recognize myself in my room, offering place for mosquitoes to make their buzzing sounds near my ears.